If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
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