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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
A Guy Sent A Woman What May Be The Craziest Breakup Text Ever
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"