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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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