I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.