He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy