the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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