she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"