Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room