part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.