You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup