I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...