So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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