Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am