you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters