how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward