My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed