I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.