Texts From Last Night · November, 2012

Texts from November, 2012

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.

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(505): Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit. http://tfl.nu/tchi

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(440): View more from Ohio

I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat

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(440): I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat http://tfl.nu/9vl7

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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale

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(978): It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale http://tfl.nu/xdvd

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.

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(215): you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out. http://tfl.nu/raqc

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that's how you measure success

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By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?

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(401): that's how you measure success (1-401): By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday? http://tfl.nu/varj

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(818): View more from California

She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.

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(818): She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her. http://tfl.nu/k3ta

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds

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(201): Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds http://tfl.nu/y5n0

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(217): View more from Illinois

You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese

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(217): You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese http://tfl.nu/jq2v

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop

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(610): you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop http://tfl.nu/ld3s

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef

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Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!

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That is the exact response I was looking for.

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(202): Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef (240): Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst! (202): That is the exact response I was looking for. http://tfl.nu/qkl0

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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"

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you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you

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(312): I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD" (630): you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you http://tfl.nu/ztcf

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,

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(609): i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina, http://tfl.nu/dlk2

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(+61): View more from Australia

BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON

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SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE

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THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.

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(+61): BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON (+61): SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE (+61): THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL. http://tfl.nu/d007

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(408): View more from California

Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.

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(408): Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you. http://tfl.nu/5sdb

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(301): View more from Maryland

The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.

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(301): The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able. http://tfl.nu/bzys

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