and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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