I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you