Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.