I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A