Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be