I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?