Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed