woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.