I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.