So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.