You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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