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(708): View more from Illinois

youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"

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(352): View more from Florida

She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"

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(301): View more from Maryland

you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.

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