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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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