therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'