Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
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