Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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