I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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