Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra