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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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