Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
a search helicopter?!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after