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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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