all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.