When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth