he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.