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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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