What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.