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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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