There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If You’re One of These 12 Restaurant Customers, Your Server is Definitely Spitting in Your Food
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.