There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.