so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
In other news, I just burned my penis
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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