She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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