I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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