Everything about him screamed your future.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
